Now get your minds out of the gutter. I'm talking about my ears. You see, I seem to have this weird problem. Every pair of glasses I own seem to sit on my head crooked. I used to think my eyebrows (or what little of them I have left....another story another time) were crooked. But when we were all together on our sisters vacation Kristi couldn't stop laughing when I put my sunglasses on. She said it was my ears. One has apparently grown lower on my head than the other....I guess it is my right ear.
Here is what I should do just to even it out. It makes me feel like I belong in the circus.
Well yes I think that's the problem. Golly mom and dad. What's with you guys that you produced a crooked daughter? No not crooked as in a crook, but lopsided. Oh I won't go there.