Sis - I think these "birds" would have done the job of de-lady bugging your house quite nicely without the side effects of numb face, stingy eyelids and the pesticide perfume that you chose!!!! And I thought I might be having a bad day when I realized at the end of aerobic class (5 a.m. areobic class mind you - it's my excuse anyway) that I had been wearing my shirt inside-out the whole time. AND - no one even said anything!!!!!
You crack me up - we must be related! I've done that same spray myself in the face thing you did - only with hair spray. Talk about gluing my eyelids shut!!!!
These "birds" are actually Aztec Eagles that the kids made in homeschool yesterday. We are studying explorers - Cortez who conquered the Aztecs - hence the lovely headresses you see here!
The only other advice I have for you is this: maybe you should just "ride off to your happy place" like Pat does:
Poor Pat - his family didn't grow up teasing each other. So, when I start in on him, he gets a glazed look on his face and says: "You can't bug me, I'm in my happy place." Shhhhhhhhh - don't tell Pat about what kind of pictures I've been posting of him - I might be in big trouble!!!!
Here's to a pesticide free day!