Sunday, November 18, 2007

We Could ALL Use Some Help!!!!!

OK, OK - so here's the deal (by the way, your love and support means more to me than you guys will ever know) Picture number 1 - Yes, indeed - that is my handsome, strapping young son and beautiful little tease of a daughter; 2 - I, as you can see, had already begun my beauty career, I was poised and ready to begin (although I do believe I had delusions of being a beauty queen, but those soon fell by the wayside), while I obviously had begun my hair stylists career with critiquing your bang cut. I obviously had some "clean up" to do after the boys had cut your bangs while you slept. I think in retrospect I should have utilized a better guide in "straightening" your bangs. On the other hand, just look at that beautiful curler set. Now as far as Barb goes, she was patiently awaiting her turn for me to delve into the unknown and fix er up good and purty, but then who could blame her for having a do like that with all us siblings to contend with. Then there is John and Dave. Just look at those side walls will ya. I started young but dang don't you think I was good hmmm? And there is little Patty Haw. You can tell she just happened to be there and I was able to fix her up good too!!! Now on to 3. Brian, Brian, Brian - it just so happened as part of my Cosmetology course I took wiggery and that included taupe! You lucky boy - I just know I could fix you up good. I am just trying to imagine you with an Afro - could be kind of cute! Now for Jill, Kelli and their friend. It just so happened that on the day they came to see me I was able to make a miraculous "make-over" and you now have before you the beautiful little princesses that everyone knows. Don't you think they have come a long way from their former selves? And Jilly Bean - you know when you ask me to give you a hair color that no one else had - I was able to accomplish it on the first try. And who better to practice the tricks (or treats) of the trade than on family - hmmmmmmmm. Now for the last but not least picture of my beautiful sister - Vonda. You know I could really never improve on your natural beauty but come on in to the shop and I will provide a wonderful makeover, facial included, for you at no charge. I bet I could even give you a color like no one elses. It does appear though, that you could use an eyebrow wax. Maybe Barb could get a lip wax at the same time. What do you think? Kris, I am sorry I was never able to practice on you but once I have a shop, come on in and I'll fix you right up. All kidding aside - I love you all. Thank you!

3 comments:

Jill said...

I completely agree with you, Aunt Loretta, and you made me proud with that rather loud shade of green you managed to accomplish on my head. Though now I'm starting to think a flamin' shade of violet might be up next on my list...oh, and also, are you available for butt waxes, and how much do you charge? Of course, I'm sure you'll give me a HUGE discount, at least give me one cheek free of charge...

Jill said...

By the way, CONGRATULATIONS! You've worked hard and I know you'll have a wonderful time!

Loretta said...

Ah yes my little chickie pooh! I am well versed in the art of butt waxing. In fact I specialize in the, shall we say, "clean sweep" procedure. And but of course I would give you one cheek free. After all, what is family for? Now, as far as the hair goes, I absolutely think violet would go very nicely with green. In fact I am running a special this year on shades of violet (you know the kind that compliment each other) and it just so happens that green neutralizes shades across from it on the color wheel. I say lets get Kelli in on the action. Maybe she would like some Fushia. It is the in color for this festive season you know. Lets ask her ok? Maybe we could even get your mom and auntie Barb in on the action. I'm thinking for your mom burnt orange with just a hint of pooh brown around the edges just to spice things up a bit and for aunt Barb maybe something with hues of flaming red and a few low lights of royal blue. What do you think? I'm game and heck we could just make it a family affair. Let me know!!!!

Love ya!